What are the most common side effects from contact with you?

A deluge of Dank Memes will inexplicable appear in your browser.

Professional help is advised for treatment.

Confusion and laughter

Frustration

Attention Deficit Disorder, Insomnia, or sleep deficit syndrome on odd days of the week.

Amusement that borders on WTF, eye rolling, mild concern

decreased sex drive, impotence, or difficulty having an orgasm. Also dry mouth.

I kid you not. 😒

A general feeling of WTF is this person...