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Best pick up lines?

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swethan27 · 26-30, M
how about- 'If i can re-arrange alphabetical order, i will put, u and i together.'
TheLoveAge · 36-40, F
Aww, that's sweet.
Harmonium1923 · 51-55, M
Would you like to see the new show at the museum this afternoon and then enjoy an avocado salad at the cafe?
Spokeskitties75 · 46-50, M
The next 24 hours are on me!
TheLoveAge · 36-40, F
Cool cool.
There's a gap in my life and I'd like you to fill it.
DeecemberGirl · 31-35, F
Nice legs. What time are they open?
TheLoveAge · 36-40, F
lmao.
DeecemberGirl · 31-35, F
Ikr if my man asked me that I'd answer "RIGHT NOW"
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
That reminds me of the line: "The word of the day is legs, lets spread the word!"
Whose in your pants, I see, (whenever or however she goes to respond, interupt her), OH... that's it is going to be me in the future!
'I'm the best you can do, so, legs open, chop chop'
Velloric · 26-30, M
Are you a DNA helicase? Because I want to unzip those genes
TheLoveAge · 36-40, F
Haha! clever.
BondGirl84 · 36-40, F
i was once asked 'Can I wear u because I like wearing vagina!'
swethan27 · 26-30, M
stupidest thing i heard! oh wait i am having deja vu, has this convo happened b4?
BondGirl84 · 36-40, F
its possible, i might of shared this on EP - were u on EP?
swethan27 · 26-30, M
uhmm.. yeah! so thats it!
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
"Darn it, you've got nice toes!"
TheLoveAge · 36-40, F
lol :)

 
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