Would you spend a day in New York with me for 100$?

@SerenitiesScars *takes your hand* 😶

@SW-User 😶 Whisk me away bb!

@SerenitiesScars *squeezes your hand tight 😶

😶 But that's not my penis..

@SerenitiesScars *squeezes your hand until blood leaks out of your cuticles* 😶 It is now

😶 Idk what that even means you creep! 😶 *Penis slaps you! And makes a run for it!!*

@SerenitiesScars *licks all your wetness off my face* 😶 I’ll creep the coward out of you...

D: WHO TF ARE YOU!? AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH Alex1810!!?!? D:

@SerenitiesScars Muwahahahaha!!!! I’m Alex’s perverted alter ego 😶 You’ve woken me up and now you have to be responsible for it

😖 Ewww gross! 😖 That's a job no one wants! *Types in porn on ipad and holds it up towards your face til you're completely satisfied..*

@SerenitiesScars Big mistake, homeboy...You just intensified my super creepy horniness 😶 *throws your iPad away and starts approaching you*

😶 *Cuts off penis!* 😶 Oh whoops! 😶 Would you look at that! 😶 Sucks to be you right about now huh??

@SerenitiesScars *falls asleep on your corny joke* 😶