How did you make a fool of yourself the last time you did?

My best friend had stepped away from me in the grocery line to grab something and not miss our turn. I didn't notice she was gone, and was saying something about Donald Trump and his horrible hair. I laughed at my own joke, turned to her, and low and behold she wasn't there. There beside me was an older man in a toupee. It was then I realized I hadn't mentioned Trump by name. Geeeeeez