The robots are coming. Kill them before they kill you.

"Ane wbus w hadik khaliha lel ourous."

Means "kiss and hug but keep the vagina for the wedding day"

Grandmother was a wise woman. 😬

Horse 6 race 6 at Flemington

Don't settle

Don't eat yellow snow

Start buying hookers

My grandfather- "If someone calls you a 'horse', ignore them. If two people call you a "horse", laugh at them. If three people call you a "horse", stock up on hay and oats."

If it feels too good to be true than it's probably not true.

“Never let your inhibitions control your life”

Stop listening to other people

Take care of myself.