where do you fall politely

The little libertarian there. 😬

It depends on where the other person's actions or words fall on the clueless scale. There's an inverse correlation.

In the middle

Why does an elephant even need a tail? Certainly not for balance.

The options are not sufficient to answer because the elephant has no tail ...

neither both to extreme

I'm left of the jackass

I'm probably one not depicted slightly on the left thinking 'your both idiots'