If your partner says to you - give me one good reason to stay, what is your response

If I need to give you reasons to stay then go

Because I hid your keys

I would say no good reason at all, because they clearly didn’t want to stay if they asked that.

Nor is stroking the chin, saying 'hmmm' and taking a slow, hands-clasped-behind-the-back walk in the garden!

You'll have to do all the cooking and pay for everything yourself?!😟

The house is paid for and I'm keeping it...😂

Because they know where they know where the knives are and you don't

Because I love you

Togetherness.

Better here with me than homeless

I won lotto

Who else is gonna put up with your shit?

😂😂

Umm I have no good reason just leave fuck it