Do you like when people start random conversations on your post?

I like to jump in the ring unexpectedly. the element of surprise, ya know? Then I hit them with a sucker punch, like "hey, you know what makes my left eye twitch?" or something equally random. It dazes them a little, and then I hit them with a flurry of "randomness" that they are too weak to block, until they are on the ropes, and before you know it? the dinner bell is ringing, and we are sipping chardonnay on a terrace in Paris, and talking about how beautiful her hair is, and monsieur, can you tell us where the fair is? It's a thing of utter nonsense, but I like it.