Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle

I have often wondered how bedtime stories got so scary .

Jack and Jill went up the hill/To fetch a pail of water/Jack fell down and broke his crown/And Jill came tumbling after.

Rock-a-bye baby, on the treetops/When the wind blows, the cradle will rock/When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall/And down will come baby, cradle and all.

Ring around the rosie/A pocketful of posies/Ashes, ashes/We all fall down!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall/Humpty Dumpty had a great fall/All the king's horses and all the king's men/Couldn't put Humpty together again

Bed bugs , things under your bed .


Something gets hurt or dies in all of them .

Once there was a time of a boy and a girl and they started playing with their pussy in their dick and after that there's a little boy named Ralphie

Little red riding from the hood was tired of her bitch ass grandma so she huffed and she puffed and she blew.. oh wait, wrong story.

Anyway, everyone died. The end

Your creation was hardcore

Once upon a time there was a loaf of bread named Meat. He was a good loaf of bread. So good, he went well with a cup of tea that I enjoyed. The end.

Little Red Riding Hood as not told by the Brothers Grimm, or not-so Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?

I can do better than that ill show you personally hardcore my pleasure oh no charge 🤣👙🤣

Like hardcore violence and stuff or hardcore sexual debauchery..? Or a mixture of both..?

Won't your husband?