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You don't bring me flowers anymore

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Tatsumi · 31-35, M

That's because I found out you were a dude. That wasn't cool, man. I had to find out the hard way, because you didn't say anything. I oughta beat you up.

SW-User

@Tatsumi Next time do the "Ball check".

Tatsumi · 31-35, M

@SW-User Good idea.

I'll do it right on the first date. Just walk up to 'em and grab their crotch, like, "Oh, I was just trying to see if you had balls." :D

SW-User

@Tatsumi Exactly, then you'll know if you're going to stay or go home.

Tatsumi · 31-35, M

@SW-User Or prison. Lul