holy cow, I seriously don't know how anyone can use a phone to access the internet.

Calmeth thee thyself.

you need to have a good phone

It's like trying to read a book through a keyhole... If you do end up smashing that phone, I won't blame you.

My Galaxy 5 works just fine

It's not worth the effort

I use my phone at times but its a bit of a nuisance typing on it.

Welcome to the struggle !!

Don't hurt yourself!

I have, but it's awkward to manage.