Libra here. Not even close though. I'd go with the Internet, easily.

@chef I was going to say that.

Smoking. I've never smoked in my whole long life! And I hate the smell of cigarette smoke and think its a really filthy habit.

Aquarius: Internet, not difficult to guess :P

Aries? Yes, though in a particular guise.

I don't like weed. I want coffee.

No, not true for me.

yup. pretty accurate.. Gemini

my star sign is about as useful as chopsticks for soup

Mine is accurate....FOOD