should put up a girlfriend wanted signed by the window or should I start posting Flyers

Write some sensitive sad poetry. Read it at an open mike poetry reading. Check out the audience and note any attractive women and the color of their eyes. Write a poem about each woman mentioning and describing her eyes. Then go to the next open mike poetry reading for that group and look for one of the women you wrote a poem about. If there's more than one whom you wrote a poem about, pick the most attractive one. Then get up to read and look at her for several seconds before you reading, look away, then look back as if you were a bit nervous and why. Then clear your throat and slowly read the poem emphasizing the words about her eyes. Then after the whole reading is over, try to talk to her. My guess is she will talk to you. If she seems friendly, ask her nervously if she liked your poem.

Buy a White Van and a dark suit. Women love that. Lol

GMG, why all the nervousness? Why not simple honest interest. I like the idea of the personalized poems, if the Bunny has any poetic abilities, but all the nervousness surrounding it seems a bit contrived.

And why the most attractive? Why not the most animated or the one who happens to be alone?

then those flyers fall off in a storm and wash into the drainage thus causing flooding which can kill people?


brilliant idea.

Just put a candle in the window and hope

Join a dating site.

A bunny girl ??

Yes exactly