calls your cell phone in the middle of the night and asks if you're awake

The number you're trying call is trying to sleep please try again in the morning :p

Yep. I f***ing am now!

*Turns into Elmer Fudd*
"We're off hunting wabbit !"

That's why mine is switched off

[c=#4C0073] is it an emergency? No? *dial tone*[/c]