I want a hippopotamus for Christmas..

I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas

I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
Don't want a doll, no dinkey tinker toy
I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue
Just bring him through the front door
That's the easy thing to do
I can see me now on Christmas morning
Creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy, what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a hippo hero standing there
I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
Only a hippopotamus will do
No crocodiles, no rhinosauruses
I only likes hippopotamuses
And hippopotamuses like me, too
Mom says a hippo, would eat me up but then
Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian
There's lots…

What if he sits on you?

Haha. I got a very old mobile. My first ever one. Don't think I can shoe it to my mates for that reason.

Hahaha the wife was so waiting to hear this song for Christmas 😎

I was singing that song yesterday!

Instead, how's about a photo of Kim Kardashian?

that doggy in the window will do for me, hippos eat too much

Big black dude ??? We all do (

No dinky tinker toy I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy