No, it doesn't work that way..

No, I never do. They ask me..

Nope can't say that I have I tend to let people approach me and make their own judgement

Yes, in a joking manner. "Oh, we need to be best frends!" But I meant it.

Praise Yahweh , hellll noooooo !

Will u b my friend?

not yet

I've had a few people.. well more than a few on here tell me they are going to be my best friend...almost imediately...first couple of messages. Like I don't get a choice!! Then they get arsey with me for not conforming to how theyd like me to be! Lol
Some people really don't get friendship....do they?

Isn't that pathetic?

In elementary school I believe