What type of unconventional wedding would you consider having and why?😜

If I were young and willing to get married, I'd love to get married in a warm summer rainstorm. Everyone come in casual clothes and once the wedding is over, we'd all go to a pool for the reception. The food would all be fingerfoods. No sit down rubber chicken dinner. The only sitting would be on blankets or towels while eating the food and drinking good wine. No gifts. No money tree, just the love and good wishes of a few good friends. Now. If only it was possible to reliably predict the exact time and date when there would be a storm.