I am literally watching a pot boil to avoid talking to my roommate.

@lovelywarpedlemon no job, no rent, no chores, no shirt, eats all the food, takes my things, uses all the money he does get on weed, says he can see into alternative dimensions, has his own bathroom but still uses the other, mops his floor by using all the towels, and we have a real mop, and wants to launch a music career of unrecognizable Taylor swift covers because he's tone deaf and his guitar isn't even in tune.

@Xuan12 How's he able to stay without paying? What's to keep you from demanding he leaves?

@lovelywarpedlemon My brother invited him. 😓

@Xuan12 Yikes. Well, I hope you find some other living arrangements. Sucks living with someone who doesn't take care of themselves.