I am a bit crooked as I have a police record

ive walked to the other side so not anymore

Yep.

yes

Yes

No.

Mostly.

no

Yeah

Straightish.

As straight as a roundabout, m8 ᕦʕ •ᴥ•ʔᕤ

Half-straight.

3/4ish

In some ways, yes, and in others, no. It depends upon the aspect about which one asks.

Not exactly.