Are you a stalker?

@SW-User I feel violated now.

@SemlohR I feel your pain. Allow me to apologise? Can I buy you a beer to say how sorry I am I entered your profile?

@SW-User I do like beer. One Peroni please!

@SemlohR Since I cannot violate you again by entering your profile once more..........one peroni I leave outside here for you.

@SW-User Ahem, excuse me! ☝ I believe that's the wrong bottle. I drink the green bottle of Peroni.

@SemlohR 👀👀 So demanding. I feel unappreciated.

@SW-User Oh. Well technically you're in my debt. You're lucky i'm not going to the police and reporting you ass, stalker.

@SemlohR Honey. Don't push it. Breaks all the peronis at your feet, lol.

@SW-User Oh i'm 'honey' now? That's sexual harassment in 2017! Quite the criminal aren't you! Smashing my beer too :(

@SemlohR I live in 2018. I don't know why you cling to the past like you do.

@SW-User Sorry, it's the bad boy attitude that comes after drinking 6 Peroni's

@SemlohR Awww now I feel bad. I was just messin'. You sounded so bored before your R Holmes name I felt obliged to throw some noggin' shakin' at you.

@SW-User Ah, you figured out my little anagram huh? Well, now that is very stalkery. I was bored i'll give you that :(

@SemlohR Of course I figured it out. I didn't have to stalk you, I just looked at it and saw it.
I see bored was in past tense.

You're welcome. :P

@SW-User Alright Sherlock don't brag about your genius skillset! We aren't all as privileged as you :(

@SemlohR A thank you would have sufficed. No need to pout. :P

@SW-User But mummy says i look good when i pout 😚

@SemlohR 👀 Just make the duck face instead. More vibrant.

@SW-User Ah i can never nail that one. Show me how it goes?

@SemlohR My youtube history is in the gutter because of this video I was so kind to look for you.

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@SW-User I genuinely want that to be you just so i can tell you what snazzy earrings you have.

@SemlohR Do I look like the kind of a girl who goes around making duck faces? Sheesh.

Lol I'm off now..try not to get too bored stranger.

@SW-User Well i don't know what you look like so i can't make that judgement 👀

I shall try. Goodnight chum.