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SW-User
That is the sexiest shoe I have ever seen 😂
swirlie · 31-35, F
@SW-User
Sexy? Well then you'll be pleased to know that under that leather mud flap on the top, is a narrow slot. If you pull up on the gold buckle, a condom will be ejected from the slot. Keep those puppies on your side of the bed for emergency access in your time of need! 🙆
Sexy? Well then you'll be pleased to know that under that leather mud flap on the top, is a narrow slot. If you pull up on the gold buckle, a condom will be ejected from the slot. Keep those puppies on your side of the bed for emergency access in your time of need! 🙆
SW-User
That's sooo wrong 😁
What the fuck lmfao
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swirlie · 31-35, F
Nice shit kickers!
Also great for skewering unsuspecting pumpkins on someone's doorstep!
Also great for skewering unsuspecting pumpkins on someone's doorstep!