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Why do aliens probe people?

The best way to find out information about another life form is to put objects in its ass

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Georgethealienguy · 51-55, M Best Comment

It is important to note that at this point, the ancient aliens know everything there is to know about us and that the probing at this point is done purely for entertainment purposes. I believe you are scheduled for a Saturday Matinee Double probing feature this weekend.

goliathtree · 56-60, M

@Georgethealienguy This explains why the grocery store was out of popcorn.