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JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
@JarJarBoom yes
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
@lllys Why was the tomato blushing? because he saw the salad dressing
TJNewton · M
@JarJarBoom Stamps on tomato : ketchup
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
@TJNewton 😭 damn lazzy...
TJNewton · M
@JarJarBoom :)
TJNewton · M
@JarJarBoom Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman says, "I need to be honest with you, I'm getting a boob job." The second woman says "Oh that's nothing, I'm thinking of having my asshole bleached!" To which the first replies, "Whoa I just can't picture your husband as a blonde!"