How do I tell my girlfriend I want to become a potato? I have been pondering this for a long...

pennfifteen · 31-35, M

Start by asking her how she feels about French fries and let the conversation flow naturally from there.

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Flenflyys · 31-35, F

Start be asking her what she thinks of your eyes and whether she likes you with or without skin

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Flenflyys · 31-35, F

@mister I think he should slice this issue into segments and let it simmer for a while, it could get a little salty and boil over if he's not careful

Lorenzo · 26-30, M

@everyone thanks for your help. I will keep you updated on how it goes!

Madhatter · 31-35, M

Just do it and see how long it takes for her to notice.

Moonlight · 80-89, F

If she loves potatos, just tell her that your gonna become one

CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

Tell her that from now on you'd like to stored in a cool, dry place and see if she can cope with that.

Oh my gosh!
You too?! My boyfriend is a potato since he's born and I am a fish. Well, it will be a big step but omg potatoes are amazing!

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lillyd · F

Don't get a chip on your shoulder, just mash it out with her

CheshireCatalyst · 36-40, M

Also get straight to the point.

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DON'T WAFFLE

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twistermind · 51-55, F

I'm indeed a potato in many things and my guy doesn't have any complaints.

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why not become a promising serial killer instead of a potato ?like you will have so much FUN, I swear!

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ragdoll · 26-30, F

I'll roast u