Why is there a f­ucking Psyduck in my bedroom?

Why, you ask? Well Hon . . . Jin the troll of EP . . . Mr Shite-man; you know what our English police are like these days - needing to fill points quotas. How a young DC from cyber would love someone who has accused me of two hate crimes and committed one himself! You accuse me of being an antisemiite nazi and you berate me for being gay. 'God's punishment' -seriously?

Oh! You've blocked me?

Aww . . . Come on, Hon; give me a bit more metadata.

Oh, but you're Jin; you probably know that the SW server doesn't cache your ip? But all those little Iddy-biddy packets full of shite you keep sending me have to know how to reach me and when they flow, every darling little router along the way knows where they are going to . . . And where they come from.

Okay; so I'm nazi now? So Shite first, then I'm bombing Israel, then I'm nazi. Oh, do you know I'm lesbian? Perhaps that's it; are you unsure of your sexuality?

Whether something is erotic depends on a person' tastes in the same way we don't all find the same things funny or exciting

Where did hating Jews come from? And are you disturbed by erotica? Perhaps you can't handle it? I'm sorry . . .

Well, I don't accept that at all. I don't find dick-pics erotic but most men seem to think they are

And is a fucking nazi one whose copulating? Or is it a non-specific hate term?

Good morning, Shite-man . . . How are you today? Ready for another day of doling out crap?

Please tell me what Israel has to do with this? Or is that another piece of shite?

It's delivering Shite to you, Jin

You're a real piece of work, Hon