how much can i buy you for

I'm the junk you ditch before you get to the check out

In prison I’d probably be worth a pack of Marlboros

*Dr. evil voice* 1 million dollars

I’m out of your price range?

[c=#800055]One choc bar is enough...Im simple... [/c]

Why would you want to?

You can't afford me😂

Guaranteed happiness. 🙂

Ummm why

100k