If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?

Mary Poppins in the lock up? They would all faint in disbelief

probably something but that kind of judgment holds way more meaning than any hyperbolic gestation of meaning - might only say, work on your family relationships (which doesn't say your family has)

Road rage or assault.

Definitely murder

Forgery. They know how bad I want to win the lottery.

Dang right Smokey was right

Murdered dozens

Bought 500 kilos of cocaine

Beat someone within an inch of their life.