Nervous about this but roast me

You look like a 10 year old child molester

You're not even worth a roast

Put your shirt on. I can't find my sun glasses. Oh, and maybe you should try and lift something once in a while. You look like you'd have to jump around in the shower to get wet. How the hell can you afford Donald Trump's stylist?

Is this another way to get us to join your role playing?

You look like you shop retail price at the Mall.

you probably don't even like pizza