what would you do if you woke up to find a stranger standing next to your bed at night?

scream bloody murder...it happened to my sister, she heard someone crawling on the tile floor and said it sounded like denim jeans scooting toward her on the tile...she sat up in bed and screamed bloody murder and the guy ran out of the apartment...she learned to make sure her doors were locked before she went to sleep after that happened.

Restlesshrt: Smooth Move

Depends on who the person is, really. In most cases, immediate response is probably panic and forget to breathe.

Immediate response: pee my pants, then grab for baseball bat.

Well if they don't have a weapon or anything I'd probably just question why they are there then tell them to leave.

Depends on whether they have clothes on or not.

"Hi! What are you doing here?"

I have a gun at the ready, even my family doesn't try to sneak into my bedroom

Kewl

Bad news for that person - I have a knife under my pillow.

Blast him full of lead.I have a gun next to my bed,one in the living room too

Beating off? ?

Probably the same as what I normally do when that happens: have sex with them.

Politely ask the stranger if they were there to kill me.

I would beat them senseless.