Would you rather stab a potato or stab a carrot?

I'd stab a cow. I could go for a few burgers right now.

I'l stab u bich

*Waves knife around like a maniac*

I think a potato is easier to hit.

potato fetish continues

Death to carrots

....I really like to stab you

Neither

stab a troll.

Potato. I puncture it a few times before baking it in the microwave.