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Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
TheGoodGuy · M
@Picklebobble2 lol
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
TheGoodGuy · M
@Picklebobble2 lol
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Three guys in the pub and they start bragging about their dogs.
Owner#1."Well my dog is so smart, every morning he goes to the door and brings in the morning paper!"
Owner#2."Well my dog is really smart ! I can send him across the street to the neighbours and they know to come right over !"
Not to be outdone, the 3rd guy says
Owner#3. "Well my dogs so smart, every time i get angry he turns into an engineer !"
His friends look at him quizzically🤔
"How's that ?" They say.
Owner#3. "Well, anytime i kick his ass he makes a bolt for the door !"
Owner#1."Well my dog is so smart, every morning he goes to the door and brings in the morning paper!"
Owner#2."Well my dog is really smart ! I can send him across the street to the neighbours and they know to come right over !"
Not to be outdone, the 3rd guy says
Owner#3. "Well my dogs so smart, every time i get angry he turns into an engineer !"
His friends look at him quizzically🤔
"How's that ?" They say.
Owner#3. "Well, anytime i kick his ass he makes a bolt for the door !"
TheGoodGuy · M
@Picklebobble2 lol
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
A Nun walks into the Mother Superiors office. Slumps down in a chair and begins to cry !
"Whatever's the matter my child ! You look distraught !"
"Oh Reverend Mother ! It was awful !" weeps the poor girl.
"Isn't today the day you go to visit your family ?" Enquires the R.M.
"Yes ! And it was all going so well !!"
"So what on Earth happened ?" Asks the RM.
"I was at home having a lovely time, baking with my mother. My brother comes in from work and gives me a great hug and says "Are we gonna play golf today ?"
Well. You know just how much i used to love Golf before becoming a Nun !"
"Indeed i do !, i remember the photos of you and your trophies !" So what on earth happened ?"
"Well, we go off to play and i'm having a great time chatting and playing with my brother. We're on the 18th and i'm three shots up !"
"Well that's tremendous ! Surely the good lord was on your side today !"
"I thought so too ! Until i took the tee shot. Straight and true to the hole !"
"So what happened ?"
This ball flew high up in the air; and was caught by a passing Eagle ! He took it 200 yards before he dropped it. Just before it hit the ground, a Rabbit popped up from a hole and headbutted it in the right direction. A Gopher then ran across and snatched the ball and dropped it 6 feet from the hole !"
The Reverend Mother shakes her head. Pulls two glasses and a bottle of Scotch from the draw of her desk and pours two great slugs in either glass. Hands one to the Nun, takes a belt for herself, sparks a cigarette and says
"You missed the f*cking putt didn't you ?"
"Whatever's the matter my child ! You look distraught !"
"Oh Reverend Mother ! It was awful !" weeps the poor girl.
"Isn't today the day you go to visit your family ?" Enquires the R.M.
"Yes ! And it was all going so well !!"
"So what on Earth happened ?" Asks the RM.
"I was at home having a lovely time, baking with my mother. My brother comes in from work and gives me a great hug and says "Are we gonna play golf today ?"
Well. You know just how much i used to love Golf before becoming a Nun !"
"Indeed i do !, i remember the photos of you and your trophies !" So what on earth happened ?"
"Well, we go off to play and i'm having a great time chatting and playing with my brother. We're on the 18th and i'm three shots up !"
"Well that's tremendous ! Surely the good lord was on your side today !"
"I thought so too ! Until i took the tee shot. Straight and true to the hole !"
"So what happened ?"
This ball flew high up in the air; and was caught by a passing Eagle ! He took it 200 yards before he dropped it. Just before it hit the ground, a Rabbit popped up from a hole and headbutted it in the right direction. A Gopher then ran across and snatched the ball and dropped it 6 feet from the hole !"
The Reverend Mother shakes her head. Pulls two glasses and a bottle of Scotch from the draw of her desk and pours two great slugs in either glass. Hands one to the Nun, takes a belt for herself, sparks a cigarette and says
"You missed the f*cking putt didn't you ?"