I wouldn't feel right, verbally sparring with someone who is oh so as you appear to be.
Pretty terrible, huh?

I don't hate you because I don't care enough about you to even hate you.

@Jeffie n'awww I'm sure they are!

None of my insults were great :(

I was working in DC aND this one guy would come in every morning and tell a nasty West Virginia joke. I'm from WV and he dug getting to me. I never laughed and he just kept it up. Finally he came in and told his WV joke and I started laughing hard. He looks at me and says " Why are you laughing? " I looked straight at him, " Because that's how we keep assholes like you out of my state."
He never told another WV joke.

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these insults are #CuntfirmedKills!
Time to add the rek't anthem in here!!

I like to take the classy route. This one girl on here called me an ignorant bitch because I was calling her out for deleting people's answers, so I just simply pointed out that I never disrespected her or insulted her and then finished off with "At least more people on here respect me over you". A bunch of people hearted my comment before she deleted it so... xD

A guy was conflating being treated poorly because he was an asshole during a time when his father passed and still being an asshole a year later and using his father as a backdrop even then to garner sympathy and outrage for how he was treated while being an asshole.

I told him "You have forgotten the face of your father." Stephen King quote. Wrecked

"You suck! " I said this once to my vacuum cleaner… But I don't think it landed… It just smiled back at me.

You're nothing but a mole. Now go run to the shadows and hide in your hole.

''you're nothing but worthless trash. might as well kill yourself. no one cares about you anyway''

I hate you, I wish you were never born and I hope you will die soon.