I have sold my eggs for 10k

I needed some money to buy that fancy car I wanted so badly , do I went online and sold my eggs I met a woman she said she was old and had no eggs and was desperate I told her don't worry my eggs are your eggs so she came to my house , I sat down on the ground laid some eggs and gave her to sit on it.
It was the best decision I made in my life I helped a family and bought me some nice ass car!