Hey man, I feel you, I mean I don't actually feel you because I'm alone and you're alone but hell, maybe we can be alone together right? Oh god, I'm sorry. This is all moving too fast, I think I need some space, no offence but you're suffocating me.
Oh no, no, what are you doing? Please don't go, I didn't mean that. I love you. Wait was that too soon to say I love you? Oh god, now I freaked you out. Wait dont go, please!
Fuck, why do I always do this? Why do I always chase people away? I'm going to be alone forever. Oh well, I wonder what movie is on tonight. Shit, I think I forgot to feed the cat.