What would happen if I ring your bell?

my dog would bark and i would open it with my sleeping clothes

I would stop printing reports, and scrolling through this page on my laptop, get up from my desk, walk over through the door behind me, and smile pleasantly before asking you, "Good evening, sir. How may I assist you?"

I should point out that I am at the front desk offices of a Mountain Resort, at this exact moment.

The door bell?

*Screams at Smithers*



RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!

I m sorry. I m drunk. I won't open the door.

I'd go back in time