I was travelling "shotgun" today going down the freeway. The driver handed me one of those "simple packets" of 2 Aleve pills, & asked me to open it.

I could not open it, (dug with my nails, thumb ect), couldn't open. So as an educated adult, i read the microscopic writing on the top. I shit you not, it read "fold top flap on line" well top flap on line was like 7/16th of 1 inch. Then these microscopic directions said ...once again no bs. "Use knife or scissor to cut across line" reminder i was riding passenger, on a busy freeway, i got to use "full words" here What the fruck!?!, I didn't want to bite into it because it wasn't my 2 pills, of Eleve, f*** it I been into it I tore it open and I finally got those two damn pills out oh my God what the hell is going on?