Past: So Long and Thanks for all the Fish!
Present: Komm, Süsser Tod (Translates to, "Come, Sweet Death")
Future: Evangelion 3.33

I began my life as a simple fish dealer, but grew sick of it, and sought death. Despite trying to commit sepuku (in Germany, for some reason), I am saved, and kept in a coma for years, only to wake up in a post apocalyptic world, wherein everyone hates me for nearly making humanity go extinct. Oh, and I end up piloting a mech. Best. Life. Ever.