Is it OK to kill my cat

No. It's not your cat's fault you can't gracefully land on your feet. Go practice.

Lol, do you want to go to prison if someone discovers that you killed your cat? They're not mild for animal abuse these days ;)

Don't drop your soap in the shower when you go to jail 😘

Cats make it their job to try and trip us.. Give him a hug, and extra treats.

Can I wear it as a fur scarf?

It's not your cat, you are his human.

Next time, watch your step.

No, it was probably not intentional on its part. Who would feed it with its human gone ? 😿