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Indulge · 41-45, F
My friend and I came from a party in the city and we parked at the church car park, by the time we went home the front gates were closed and the only way to get in is to walk around the block. Being late and our feet were killing from high heel shoes my friend suggest to pull our skirts up and scale an almost 9 foot cast iron fence that had those arrow shaped spears on top.... We were giggling and cracking jokes with each other I was thinking my ass would probably be speared with this fence if I slipped....when we made it to the other side the priest was standing below us and he had a great view of our panties....he says thats so dangerous...why didn't you just ring the bell i would have opened it for you!😱 I look at my friend and she just laughs...and all I can say was sorry Father ......😁🙂

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@Indulge omg lol
Indulge · 41-45, F
Another time I was travelling alone and I sat next to this man in the plane and he was chatty and I thought he was nice and friendly he was older, and the other people with him were probably the same age.... so we were talking and in the middle of conversation I notice the women next to him kept looking at us and he knew them... so I stick my head out and talk to the woman next to him and I assumed that they were together. So I say I am sorry to be talking to your husband too much, she looks at me and smiles he is not my husband dear... and i look at him and he says I am not married! they are my golf friends...I wanted to melt into my seat...I am sorry I assumed???? and to make matters worse I say what I was thinking out loud and I said I am just going to shut up now😳boy is this going to be a long flight....

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@Indulge lol we all assume things at times and put our foot in our mouths ive done something like that before.
Indulge · 41-45, F
lol....Its awful...at the time but funny later... Its like when some girls go up to other women who is a little chubby on the tummy and they say..."When are you Due"... thinking that the woman is pregnant!!! and the other woman says I'M NOT PREGNANT🙁!!