Is this an online halfway house?

Yes your room is just down the hall

Yeah, but going in reverse, we're trying to get you back on drugs

A one sixteenth shanty

I like to think of it as an insane asylum

It's an online psychiatric ward.

What was your first clue?

It's a flop house.

Halfway to what exactly? Pretty sure there's plenty of people here actively doing drugs and regularly getting drunk as well as fully addicted to sex and other things. 🤷🏾

I'd call it more of a "full on" house myself 🤪😼

It's a quarter of the way house, if even that.