I have decided I will take this website problems into my own hands

This town ain't big enough for all of these moderators. I have decided that me... Marky Bucko will take over this town. So ya'll pedo's and creeps from Alabama better watch yo ass because Marky Bucko comin to take you down! One by one! The lasso is on my belt and ready to catch any lurkin pedos.

Ya'll citizens report any creeps or pedo's to me, Marky Bucko!