Just having bad luck today

First, I woke up a little late, so naturally I was late for work. On the way to work, I spilt a little coffee on my shirt. Wasn't a big deal. But then I saw a turtle in the road and I swerved to run it over, and the shell must have popped my tire, so I had to deal with that. FML

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caesar7 · 61-69, M

Good!! Why the hell would you run over a turtle purposely. No respect on my part.

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@caesar7 There are aprox 552,830 homeless people in America. Turtles just walk around with their homes on their back like it's no big deal. They need to be punished for their disregard for struggling people.

caesar7 · 61-69, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe 🙄 whatever!

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@caesar7 I see you don't care about the homeless either. You're just as bad as the turtles.

caesar7 · 61-69, M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe Yup...I'll take wildlife over people any day.