Just having bad luck today

First, I woke up a little late, so naturally I was late for work. On the way to work, I spilt a little coffee on my shirt. Wasn't a big deal. But then I saw a turtle in the road and I swerved to run it over, and the shell must have popped my tire, so I had to deal with that. FML

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SW-User

Damn!.. was the turtle Blastoise from Pokémon??

SlightlyBelowAverageJoe · 36-40, M

@SW-User I'm not sure, I don't really know anything about Pokemon, but I got that bastard.

SinlessOnslaught · M

@SlightlyBelowAverageJoe You look like a smart guy, like you get shit done and you probably hunt or something. That's cool. But why did you TRY to run over a turtle?