Should i marry an American or Scottish woman?

@iQuit That's terrible. At least the American will have the decency to shoot me dead on the spot.

@SW-User 😌 I've helped you unknowingly 🍷 I'll expect an invite to the wedding.

@iQuit No problem but you have to agree to a strip search.

@SW-User 😌 perfectly fine with that...at least it's not a cavity search

@iQuit You're funny. Perhaps I should marry you. 🤔

@SW-User 🍷🤔... What have i done this week that men want to ask me for marriage? Smh is it cause we're close to cuffing season?

@iQuit Well now you can tell them you're engaged. 👫

@SW-User 🤔 you've make a good point... You're going be taking on my last name right so it's obvious and official

@iQuit So long as you purchase the rings, finance the wedding, take me to the honey moon, love and provide for me as a stay at home dad, marry me in community of property, I'll do whatever you wish.

@SW-User 🤔that's customary in my culture already.. after the wedding it's the husband's responsibility to provide everything else
So...
I guess if we made you an only fans you could be a stay at home daddy

🍷 Pretty fair deal... I'll be your manager too take a percentage and what not

@iQuit Sorry I'm not some skank you can pawn off to dirty old ladies on the internet I know my worth..


Let me upgrade you.

@SW-User skank? 🤔 what type of content did you think I was going to have you do ???

🍷hmmm.. what's in the upgraded package deal again?

@iQuit You know Damn well you wanted to have me do something strange for some change. Ain't gonna happen.

As for the package deal... well you get "The whole package"😏 you feel me...

my unwavering support as you soar through the corporate world.

An ear to listen

No nagging and gossiping

A hot meal when you return home

Foot and back massages

Bedroom gymnastics at your command


Unlike women these days I do clean, and do cook, that said you might need to take me for a few cooking lessons

@SW-User something strange ??? 🤔
Considering you have many home ec qualities
I'll start a bed and breakfast.. i can see this business being filmed and making extra dividends... I'll be a supportive spouse and push you to make some extra coin with your talents 🍷😏 deal?

@iQuit Sure, whatever you want. You're the man of the house. What you say goes. I'm only here to contribute to your life,hun.

@SW-User 🤔 so to clarify... you're a submissive?

@iQuit No, I'm a supportive.

@SW-User 💔... Something tells me we wouldn't last

@iQuit How so? I'm 100% in. You have my fullest support how couldn't it work? Unless you have wandering eyes.🙄

@SW-User it's just...🥀 I'm too much
I imagine...
You need someone with a gentler touch

@iQuit Well, you said you wanted to be the husband. Then be the husband.

@SW-User i need someone who doesn't mind being sub..lol

@iQuit 😂🤣. You wouldnt enjoy a submissive man. He'd repulse you

@SW-User no he wouldn't...lol role reversal is fun 🤣🤣 maybe you're just scared of being overpowered?

@iQuit There's no benefit to it... I mean sure I could humour a kid when play fighting and all that but how does it benefit me otherwise?