My new goal in life

@Solipsism: Evil man

@SimplyTracie: Who me?? 😯 I have no idea what you're talking about 😇

*ties your shoelaces together and pushes you over*

@Solipsism: Coffee Nazi. I love coffee

@SimplyTracie: Then you best not anger the coffee gods, always tip your barista. 😀👍

@Solipsism: Okay fine. But I don't usually tip at McDonalds

@SimplyTracie: Then I guess you could sit on the bench with Ronald McDonald and just ask him how his day is going, make him feel good about himself.

@Solipsism: Of course I can do that. 😊

@Solipsism: Ahh yess coffee Nazi hahaa