I want to do things to your body............................... Illegal experimentation things..

😶 Maybe...

@OpenArmPolicy: done deal.

😶 *Gives you the super power to cry like a bitch and also makes women have the urge to become more hostile towards you and nag you constantly..*

😶 Uhhhhhh... 😶 Best two out of three??

..... done deal.

*Gives you the power to shrink other mens penises to make them cry like bitches and suddenly women beg and clamor all over you to spare their crushes/loved ones instead of nagging you to death..*

😶 How's that??

well that's going to be fun. upon this day i do hereby declare that no man be safe from the Shrivel Lad *evil villain music plays*