I wish xmas was illegal to celebrate anywhere

Fuck shovelling fuck snow fuck ice fuck the cold, shove the tree up your ass and have a merry ho ho mofo cheerful folk! Fuck skating fuck hot chocolate, I like hot chocolate but fuck it! Fuck tinsel fuck lights fuck malls fuck a fight over a shopping cart in Walmart fuck tree bulbs fuck Garlin fuck grandmas cheap ass stuffing that's watered down fuck a sleigh with that fat bearded fuck in it, fuck carollers fuck meaningful cards with no cash in them! Fuck road salt fuck jingle bells fuck mrs clause (santas bitch of a wife) fuck family gartherings those smug pricks fuck holiday shopping fuck raised prices fuck that old Walmart greet wishing me a merry ho ho! Blow it out your ass you geek! Fuck the grinch and his dog fuck wrapping paper fuck gifts that need to be rapped fuck baking fuck the person who thought the slap chop and Grady where a good idea fucking cocksucker I payed like 29.99 they only sent one slap chop and one Grady and they both suck dick and don't fucking work, fuck Vince for promoting that shit, fuck spinning dradles fuck snowmen fuck reindeer fuck Scrooge fuck Mikey mouse and all his cheery bullshit Christmas specials fuck a secret Santa exchange fuck the good tidings they bring fuck slush and most of all fuck Jerry Seinfeld you unfunny parasitic twat head! Lol fuck Merry Xmas