That would be brilliant! Can't beat a piper!

Bagpipe party!

...and then you realise it’s two cats having a stand-off.

Same shit happened to me in Arkansas

You're in Scotland?

To keep people at bay

it's foorrrrrrrrrrrr maaaaaaaaaaaa, ir

I just heard the trash truck. Wanna trade?

Did you take your meds?

Gay bagpipe parade

You'll see when the war party arrives.