Why am I hearing bagpipes outside?

Bagpipe party!

That would be brilliant! Can't beat a piper!

Maybe It's the end

...and then you realise it’s two cats having a stand-off.

You're in Scotland?

To keep people at bay

it's foorrrrrrrrrrrr maaaaaaaaaaaa, ir

I just heard the trash truck. Wanna trade?

Did you take your meds?

Same shit happened to me in Arkansas

Gay bagpipe parade

You'll see when the war party arrives.