My fortune cookie says I'll be unusually successful in business. That makes it true right?

@SW-User That's why you'll be in charge of something non businessy!

@YourBuddyRandall destroy capitalism!!!

@SW-User Perfect! You're now my chief propaganda officer! Welcome to the collective, comrade!

@Platoscave I do like me a good allegory 'bout the burning light of truth. ;) Your word can obviously be trusted.

@Sicarium Looks like a "Yes" to me!